Calibrated ratings leaves out ratings before June 2026, while the rating scale was still settling. Every rated brew, including earlier ones. Leaves out each bag's dial-in brews (the first, or 2 for an 8+ brew bag). Sample minimums still count them. Every rated brew, dial-in included. 12 bags · Data $497.51 a month At $16.00 / 100g, your last 12 months' average $5,970 a year
People
Everyone's brews together. Totals and rates ÷ 2: an even split (Bean Conqueror doesn't record who brewed). - Per person: Totals and rates ÷ 2: an even split (Bean Conqueror doesn't record who brewed).
- Household: Everyone's brews together.
Findings
4 brews Slowest: DAK Strawberry Kiss
5 of 12 bags Right on brew 1
Next slowest
Most bags settle by
- brew 15 bags
- brew 23 bags
Dial-in takes up to 4 brews
- Slowest: DAK Strawberry Kiss: 4 brews
- Right on brew 1: 5 of 12 bags
14 of 14 14 bags · Data
Process
- Thermal shock8 bags
- Red fruits3 bags
Most brewed
All 14 of your co-ferments are Colombia
100 days At 102g/day. Bought 43.3kg vs brewed 28.4kg in this period. 278 days · Data
Most on hand
Oldest on hand
- Rift Valley Coffee Caucus #03757194 days off roast
- Nueva Alianza Sidra #4736191 days off roast
10.2kg on hand, about 100 days
- At 102g/day. Bought 43.3kg vs brewed 28.4kg in this period.
$2.56 A 9+ cup costs $3.07 on average. 96 brews · Data
Priciest cups
Cheapest cups
- Chelbesa Danche$1.34
- Gaharo$1.85
$2.56 a cup
- A 9+ cup costs $3.07 on average.
30% Shoebox, H&S and Big Sur. Rising: Ceto, 13 of your last 117 bags (7 of 213 before). 323 bags, 44 roasters · Data
Top 3 roasters: 30% of bags
- Shoebox, H&S and Big Sur. Rising: Ceto, 13 of your last 117 bags (7 of 213 before).
$/100g, On hand and Top roasters count whole bags: the water filter doesn't apply.
This page tests 11 findings: by chance alone, about 1 would earn Likely.
Myth busters
No clear link between rest and rating yet
r = -0.01 ± 0.26 Rest days and rating line up at r = -0.05; with brew number held fixed, r = -0.01. Most brews rested 30–57 days; outside that it can't say. 63 brews · DataWhat if…
Each month
173 brews 3.1kg $2.88 a cup
Whole bags: the water filter doesn't apply.
Too early to tell
- Taste4 bags
Subtext Chelbesa Danche trails like coffees by 2.9
Not yet enough to rule out chance.
40% there About 6 more bags would settle it. - Taste4 bags
Ethiopia coffees rate 1.2 lower
With 2 origin groups compared, one usually stands out by chance.
31% there Too small a difference to settle with your data. - Taste7 bags
Nordic roasts rate 0.9 lower
With 3 roast level groups compared, one usually stands out by chance.
20% there Too small a difference to settle with your data. - Taste10 bags
Colombia coffees rate 0.8 higher
With 2 origin groups compared, one usually stands out by chance.
22% there Too small a difference to settle with your data. - Dial-in120 bags
Lotus - Ultralight Mg + K (880mL) is right on brew 1; Lotus - Reddit Bright and Juicy mod (900mL) settles by brew 3
Not yet enough to rule out chance.
1% there